Bored of being Bored because being Bored is Boring!

Boredom...it really is a boring thing. Some people get it ALOT, some people hardly ever get it. Some people know how to get rid of it and some people don’t have a clue. There is no real cure for this, which can be a real problem. You can’t just take some Lemsip or Nurofen and get rid of it like a cold. But like a cold, it is extremely common and incredibly contagious. If one person is overly bored they can quite easily infect another person with this tragic condition. However someone without the condition can also quite easily cure someone with it. Boredom, it's a funny old thing really.

‘I’m bored’. Sarah said as she tried to find a topic for her next blog entry. A light bulb suddenly appeared above her head. ‘I’ve got it’ she shouted to an empty auditorium. ‘Boredom, it can be about BOREDOM’. As Sarah started to type out the words that were inflicting her thoughts to such an extent, she soon realised that these words could and most likely would inflict upon her audience in the darkest way. A change of subject was definitely in need, but what? Its hard to think at the best of times, but when you’ve got no energy to think of anything at all, then thinking itself becomes an undeniable truth...or so she thought. She tried to wake herself up but failed miserable. She splashed some cold water in her face but quickly reverted back to a tiresome lump. She then tried to abandon any thoughts altogether, but constantly came back to it. She came to the conclusion that the only way to get rid of these thoughts, was to embrace them, and think her way through.

So she did what any normal human being in the same situation would do. She took drastic action and Google image'd 'bored'. What happened next was totally expected. This was what came up…

'Tragedy' by the popular 90's band of 'Steps' came to mind and this was soon followed by 'Gina G'. 'Why were these things happening to me?!' She thought, until she realised that she was now googling what looked and sounded like her childhood. Kavana, 911 and PJ and Duncan all made an appearance on her computer screen, and this was the moment she realised, there is a cure for boredom after all, and it comes in the form of 'Misheard 90's song lyrics' FEAT 'The reason I breed is you' and 'STOP, Ham Time'! Worked for me! Enjoy...