Say NO to the January Blues...

So, it’s the 4th January 2015 already! What happened? And where was I when it happened? I can not believe how quickly 2014 went. It was like something out of Back to the Future, or The Time Machine. Genuinely I feel as if I have flicked a switch somewhere and the whole year has just disintegrated in front of me, similar to when the Morlocks turned into bones in front of George’s eyes, in the classic 1960’s remake, of H.G Wells’ science fiction novel. Oh Rod Taylor, you’re only as old as you feel! Make a proper come back already.

I know that you’re probably fed up with posts on resolutions and wishes for 2015. Therefore, I thought as the festive spirit slowly fades to grey, and the Christmas cheer quickly turns into New Year tears, I thought it best to write a little post to get you through the January blues. January is indeed a tricky month for most, statistically its the most likely month for suicides, family disputes and cat deaths...okay, so I made that up, but there’s a 1 in 12 possibility that I might be right so there you have it. It’s out there and it’s not coming back.

In honour of this terrible month, I have decided to re-name it ‘Best Month’uary’ or ‘Fun’uary’ or ‘Why don’t we all just get drunk and forget the whole thing’uary’. Jury’s out on the new name, but once decided I’ll be writing a strongly worded letter to Boris, or the Queen, or David, oooor JESUS, nope Boris! I’ll write to Boris and ask him to tell the towns folk of London at least to make this change... PERMANENT! That way everyone will forget the whole January blues thing and have a lovely ole time, or we could just skip right to February and make it an 11 month year. Sorry I’m getting side tracked, I promised you joy and wonderment for this month, so without further ado, here it is...

 

 A ginger cat playing a piano in a green T-shirt whilst cracking a nut.

Amazing! I'm still not over this! ACTUAL TEARS OF JOY! Make sure you watch this twice a day for the whole month of January and all will be well in the world. If you don’t have the facilities on your phone then I have been kind enough to take a screen shot of this little miracle for you...print it off and pop it in your wallet. Here he is again...

Seriously, it's better than Christmas, Easter and Birthdays everywhere all rolled into one!

Here’s to a wonderful January everybody! Forget about the other months, ‘Fun’uary’ is where its at...Oooh we have a WINNER! Now where’s Boris....