‘I’m not a Celebrity! GET ME IN THEEEERE!’

...I just think it would be hilarious! But seriously, imagine the scene - ’and the public have decided that average nobody of average town with a less than average height...IT MIGHT BE YOU! ARRRGGGH! So here it is, this is what would happen if an average Brit (like myself) went into the Jungle! Surely the ratings would ROCKET...I’d watch it that’s for sure! 

Entering the Jungle

First mistake...offering the pilot a welcoming glass of JAGER with a side of oh crap...I was only trying to be nice!

Meeting the other camp mates

Nice to meet wooooooooh there Sally! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!!

First Bush Tucker Trial

...I woke up like this!

The Dunny

I got this! Standard night out in Soho!

And finally...

The Coronation 

Queen of the Jungle?! Simples!

Let's make this happen...or failing that, lets just watch the darn show! Soold!